Congress investigates Apple for Ipad steroid abuse

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Why is Congress investigating Apple’s iPad for steroids? Rep. Henry A. Waxman (D-Calif.), ranking Democrat on the House Government Reform Committee, said the main motivation for the investigation of Apple and its new gadget iPad, is the rising use of techno-steroids among the country’s Internet geeks. READ MORE →

KFC: Double Down on the Obesity Rate

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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, CDC, published a report in January that suggests for the last five years the obesity rate in the America has reached its peak. We now have comprehensive healthcare reform legislation after a year of bickering and stalling in Congress. READ MORE →

Aral Sea siphoned by Vodka Distillers

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UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has pressed the Central Asian republics of Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan on environmental violations that have all but destroyed the Aral Sea. The Central Asian republics Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan share Aral Sea, and are under charges by the UN for engaging in business READ MORE →

An Easter Holiday Parade of Social Illiterates

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Close to one million techno-geeks in this country had nowhere to go this Easter Weekend. And Apple’s CEO Steve Jobs knew it. Apple made available its iPhone on steroids, the iPad this Easter holiday weekend. Despite the fact that most retail outlets where closed for the READ MORE →

Pot Piss Weekly Tweets for 2010-04-03

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The following is a list of tweets by me for the week. PS3 | MLB 10: The Show – Fixing God-Like Outfielders | MLB | Off The Bag Sports Blog | Coaching, S.. http://bit.ly/cOjQb0 # RT @roschelle I'm Okay *smile* | Inconsequential Logic http://bit.ly/cXIr4Q # RT READ MORE →

The Theory of the Vibrator

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The vibrations are too pulsating for any subject to achieve the ultimate vibration (orgasm), instead we have an embarrassing stain of piss to the underwear. …The Menlo Park Lab of Dr. Alexander Graham Bell, in New Jersey, circa 1914 … Dr. Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of READ MORE →

IRS Tax Reminder: Sharpen your Pencils

IRS Tax Reminder: Sharpen your Pencils

TAX ALERT: U.S Treasury Department: Internal Revenue Service Tax reminder..! A friend of mine sent me this simple IRS tax tip to keep me in compliance with the Internal Revenue Service, IRS, this tax season. I am now passing it along to you as a free READ MORE →

NFL's number 1 backfield retires?

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Backfield duo of Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian retire? The most watched backfield in the NFL goes into semi-retirement as Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have ended their 3-year booty shaking and spinning relationship, according to E! Online. The couple broke up briefly in July of READ MORE →

Live from Alaska, its Sarah!

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Sarah Palin lauds the pinpoint accuracy of her H&K SR9 Sniper rifle donated to the Palin by a member of the Tea Party The Learning Channel will air an eight part series called, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”, starring the folksy gun-toting hockey mom as its host. Mark READ MORE →

The Cover of Democracy

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The Office of Homeland Security has issued protective clothing to all Democratic members of Congress pending the passage of the healthcare reform bill. The escalation of the healthcare reform debate has turned ugly as protestors {damn Tea Party again} have moved to cutting gas lines, throwing READ MORE →

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