Suffering from low self-esteem and sexual frustration?
No need to get down on yourself, find someone with lower self-esteem than you.
Here is the perfect candidate for a cheap night of sexual deviation that is not going to cost you a bundle.
Meg Griffin, is a 16-year old girl ripe for the taking. She has low self-esteem, is fat, and the brunt of jokes by her own family and peers at school on Family Guy.
An added bonus is that, Meg Griffin, is a much cheaper partner than the blowup doll you have been surfing for all over the Internet.
Unfortunately, Meg Griffin is the perfect target for the Hustle & Flow and other sexual deviants.
So spare Meg, another humiliation and make all her horny desires come true, by dating Meg Griffin.
Here are the, Top 10 Reasons to Date Meg Griffin:
10. She likes older men, and willing to go to dive motels. She did it for Mayor, why not you?
9. Always wears lipstick, so you know those lips are moist. Do you need a hint or instructions here?
8. So unpopular nobody will believe her, if she accuses you of having sex with her. Her mother Lois, ridicules her even for suggesting she has a date.
7. No competition, last boyfriend was a corpse. If you can’t hold more interesting conversations than a corpse, commit suicide and become one loser.
6. Has a lot of junk in the trunk, plenty of cushions for the pushing. Meg has a booty that a black man just loves, and I am pretty sure Meg doesn’t discriminate.
5. Will not make financial demands since she lives with her parents. Self-explanatory, you won’t have to feed her or put a roof over her head. As desperate as she is, you probably won’t have to pay for a room at a motel either. At last. A cheap date and sex all in one night.
4. You will be the first, so you can just do her with out worrying her sexual pleasure.
3. The voice actor [Mila Kunis] is actually hot; you can daydream about her during sex acts. You probably do this all the time, however this wet dream will actually be close to reality.
2. Self-esteem is so bad; probably will do just about anything to please you. Meg is a decent student, so get a book and experiment all night.
1. No STDs. You have to actually have sex to contract a sexually transmitted disease, Meg has not so you are in the clear here, and who really cares if you give it the unpopular Meg Griffin [see #8].
What are you waiting for? Meg Griffin is Hot!
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It’s just one thing after another. A JOKE! ) What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Not “Ground beef”, “Grounded beef”.