Clarence Jaycee Fandango last year weighed 1080 pounds until he underwent gastric bypass surgery to drop 280 pounds at Richard Montgomery Hospital in Chatroulette, West Virginia. Fandango was listed as the fattest man in the world before his life saving surgery.
The former taste tester for local candy maker Sweet Chocolatier lost another 620 pounds on a strict diet of prunes, low-fat animal crackers and Ex-Lax milkshakes. Clarence up until yesterday lost a total of 900 pounds in the last nine-months on the diet regimen.
Clarence Jaycee Fandango slim and trim at 180 pounds was now able to do things, he had not done in decades, he became an active member of the local YMCA and participated in several intramural sports to include basketball.
However, Clarence’s weight-loss obsession and interest in reality TV, produced side effects that his doctors and weight loss therapists had not anticipated.
Clarence for years was a virtual “shut-in” and in his one bedroom apartment, he had become an avid fan of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E!.
After years of only viewing a protruding abdomen he had not seen or touched his penis in over a decade. Now without the girth and easy access to his penis, he became obsessed with tantalizing booty pictures of reality TV star Kim Kardashian.
Clarence Jaycee Fandango, 35, died yesterday in his apartment of a heart attack after masturbating to soft porn pictures of Kim Kardashian.
Funeral services for Clarence Jaycee Fandango will be held on Tuesday in Chatroulette. Clarence Jaycee Fandango is survived by a 2-year-old cat named Khloe and a six-month old hamster named Reggie B.
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