First, Welcome to PotPiss.com.
This will be my fourth attempt to blog with every intention of not making money.
Two of my last three money making blog ventures ended the wrong way, complete financial failure. The one success achieved, my baseball blog, was only successful because I sold the domain name and its contents [got my investment back only].
Two weeks after sale of said blog, the buyer ran off with the domain name and left the content [1000 posts], somewhere in the blogosphere. [Obviously he thinks he can write much better.]
For those of you that have stuck around; you are 30 seconds to finding the truth about blogging to not make money. Here a few tips on How to Start a Blog; the Wrong Way:
Choose a Blog Platform – I use WordPress and Bluehost.com to host my blog, and my great theme is DIY Thesis Theme by Chris Pearson, the best wordpress theme on the planet. Unfortunately this is the only section that I actually follow good advice for starting a Blog.
Find your Niche – My first thought was Things about Water, because I piss my pants occasionally and wet the bed nightly. Upon reflection, naming my blog, Things about Water, sounded wet and too personal, so it was scraped.
My ultimate choice was the truth about high blood pressure and satire. I am a heart attack survivor and a sarcastic bastard [the truth about Post Piss]. Now that you are aware that I am permanently disabled [have time to blog], be advised that I am hell bent on taking out my frustration on the civilized world through the written world.
Now, what I am supposed to be doing is refining my satire to a specific topic. Such as politics, beastility and or sports. Unfortunately, that conflicts with my true goal of world domination through propaganda, so I scraped that idea.
Write Great Content – Easier said than done, how in the world are you going to know if you write good content with little or no traffic coming in? I do not follow the Best SEO Practices to make money and garner traffic, and the few comments I get are insulting, and few and far between.
So, feel free to leave me a comment below. Be advised I will not be upset if you leave a comment that I suck or my content is dog poopie. I strongly believe that your criticism of the content on this blog other will benefit my readership in the future. Unfortunately, I probably won’t change my writing style but you will get an opportunity to take out your frustration on me.
Blog Promotion/Find an Audience – First off, I am WAY too cheap to part with my cold-hard cash for someone to write a Blog review for this blog. The free techniques such as submitting your blog to blog directories, commenting on other blogs and joining social networks like [Twitter, Facebook, MyBlogLog, Blog Catalog, Technorati, Linkedin, Stumbleupon, etc] is way too time consuming for my lazy ass. So if you don’t mind go ahead and Subscribe to this blog, then spread the word for me.
Well, there you have it; I hope this is helpful in your quest to not make money blogging. If you are stll hell bent on making money blogging, here are a few links that can actually help you.
Effective and Free Resources with helpful Blog Tips [No sarcasm included]:
- How to start a Blog
- Choosing a Domain name for your Blog
- Design Tips for your Blog
- Choosing and Finding a Blog Niche for your Blog
- How to Pick Keywords for your Blog
- How to use Keywords in Blog Post Titles
- How to get traffic for your blog
- How to use Social Networks to boost Blog Traffic
- How to Write Great Blog Content
- How to make money blogging
If, all else fails go to: Google Webmaster Central
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And just how is my niche considered propaganda? If you hadn’t noticed, it contains more beastiality than Yahoo Answers ever could…just do a keyword search on Google images for “whale penis”.
And if propaganda is your true goal of achieving world domination, then the blogosphere isn’t big enough for the two of us…..I guess I’ll just get my coat.
.-= Static´s last blog ..Pat Robertson Says Blue M&M’s Devine Retribution =-.
@ Static – So be it, but before you go, clean up those brillo pad shaving you left all over the damn floor!
Is that some discriminatory reference to my hair or something?
.-= Static´s last blog ..Pat Robertson Says Blue M&M’s Devine Retribution =-.
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