Klan protests Vogue over Robe Snub

by piss pot pete on January 10, 2010 · 0 comments

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The Ku Klux Klan, a hate group organization in the United States whose avowed purpose is to protect the rights of and further the interests of white Americans by violence and intimidation [not to be confused with Glenn Beck of Fox News], staged a Klan protest outside Vogue magazine’s headquarters today.

The Klan is upset with the fashion giant for not including their new terror Robe with it’s waistline cutting tassel belt accessory in Vogue’s Most Wanted [Vogue Fashion] section of their popular website.  Discuss in comments.

Actually, this is a Catholic ceremony dating back to the 4th century, Semana Santa commemorates events in the days leading up to the resurrection of Jesus Christ on Easter Sunday. [Photo: Dani Cardona / Reuters / Corbis]

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Static January 10, 2010 at 4:02 am

I am quite sure that Glenn Beck and Sen. Harry Reid are in that photo. I can tell by the way they’re wearing their belts and how they’re holding their hoods.
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Blade January 10, 2010 at 4:10 am

I think Glenn Beck is the one on the far right with his arms crossed. Reid I am not so sure, however the dude with no shoes just maybe the good Senator from Nevada.

cris January 10, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Glenn Beck is an asshole! The blue tassels are not accessories you silly bastard! LOL

Static January 10, 2010 at 7:11 pm

Judging by Cris’ comment, we have an expert on the blue tasseled belts. Cris is right. They are not, I repeat, they are NOT accessories.

REAL MEN do not “accessorize”. The blue tasseled belts shall be referred to as “attachments”, “appendages”, “components”, “decorations”, or “extensions”. Never refer to them as “accessories”!

Now, which one of those idiots in the photo is you, Cris?
LAWLZ!
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cris January 11, 2010 at 2:42 am

@ Static – What would give the idea that I am a male? I am a woman and a Princess mind you, and if, my picture was revealed, you would be stuck on stupid all night!

“I taught your boyfriend, how to do that thang that you like! ” – the Princess

Static January 11, 2010 at 4:42 am

Hehehe! Point taken…and touche, my dear!

Picture not included, I am stuck on stupid regardless. However, you clearly are as sharp witted as an inebriated tourist wearing a demitasse as a sombrero.

You pointed out with surgical precision that I presumed you were male, based on no direct references to your gender…or that I would find you attractive, despite a disclosure of my own gender, preference, or tastes for that matter. Brilliant deductions!

Must be, have to be, female. No doubt. And obviously so are those clowns in those white sheets. Why, they’d have to be women to wear baby blue sashes around their frilly smocks, and complain what their garb are called, now wouldn’t they?
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Static January 12, 2010 at 2:20 am

Btw, I’m only joking. =P
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Blade January 12, 2010 at 4:21 am

It was a good thing you apologized to the little Mexican Princess Cris! Telling her she wears a coffee cup as a sombrero may start a fight! ROFL

As you can see she is hostile to me and I am a friend of hers!

Static January 31, 2010 at 5:19 pm

@ Blade – You assume I am of a specific race or cultural background, or that my comment was meant as a racial slur.

First, I had, or have, no idea who Cris is (ie. what her cultural background is for instance, etc).
Secondly, the “insult”, if you will, is universal, and ONLY a means of “insulting” or humoring someone regarding their powers of observation or intellect, not their cultural identity.

So for you to assume I meant it in that way is petty, and could be construed as being equally “insulting” especially to someone who IS also of Latino/Hispanic descent.

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marcelino guerrero January 31, 2010 at 5:24 pm

That being said we all like Sombreros.

Static January 31, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Indeed. I love them, TOO! Although, my head is too big for most. I guess I shall have one custom made. =P
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