Have you been reading those British tabloids that generated a viral series of blog posts all over the Internet?
“London’s Daily Mail reported that the pair had agreed on a $330 million split with Angelina retaining custody of their six children and Brad gaining visitation.”
You got delightful news that “stuck-up” was a no-show at the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards Saturday night didn’t you?
You have pimples and motor oil all over your face. You can’t control “hard-ones” in Ms. Williams’ 9th grade Algebra class and you stutter the word Hi when talking to girls. Your cell phone is a hand-me-down and you can’t send text messages.
Face it, you are socially unfit to cop a feel, receive a phone call from a girl, much less think that Angelina Jolie would even ask you for a cup of coffee while you work at Dunkin Donuts.
To make matters worst, your special practice time on the computer when mom is at yoga class is all for not. The rumors that Angelina Jolie is breaking up with “stuck-up” Brad Pitt are just rumors.
“A source close to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie issued a statement refuting claims that the couple, in anticipation of a split, has drawn up papers that would settle custody of their kids and divide their fortune.“
However, I do thank you for visiting my Weblog, PissPot, on the Google pretense that this blog possesses nude photos of Angelina Jolie. No, I am sorry to inform you that this is a research project for my psychology class. We are researching statistical data relative to the number of times that teenagers masturbate to Angelina Jolie’s fake nude photos on the Internet.
That being said, why don’t you take a minute and look around before you run down to the laundry room with that rock hard washcloth. Your mother doesn’t come home from Yoga class for another hour. Sorry, for the diss dude, but its heroically painful to be a teenage dork. Discuss in comments people.
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You have nothing better to do then harass people looking for porn?