Let My Children Go!
The Lord of all Gadgets threatens emerging industrial nations with three plagues; let my children go, or be forever doomed to famine, carpet bombing and genital herpes.
With Apple’s production problem solved, the believers of “gadgetology“ are now at the doorsteps of deliverance from physical interaction with other human beings.
BEHOLD, the holy gadget delivered to you on this day from Mount Apple, I hold in my hand the new touch screen PC tablet, the iPad.
Apple announced that the much-anticipated iPhone on steroids would be available in the W-Fi version starting on April 3rd, in the United States. For those customers in need of a blanket you can place orders online at Apple’s online store or wait in a line at an Apple store nearest to you.
If you order the Apple iPad for this roll out, you will not have to worship the AT&T golden calf idol, as the WiFi plus 3G iPad models can connect to any holy Wi-Fi spot.
Apple’s touchscreen tablet PC, the iPad, will come with 12 apps specially designed for it including Apple’s iBookstore. Apple also announced that 150,000 familiar applications from its popular iPhone would be available in the near future for the iPad. In keeping with tradition, Steve Jobs’ has cursed Adobe Flash to eternal damnation from the iPad.
The iPad Wi-Fi models priced to sell in this tough economy start at $499 for 16GB to $699 for 64 GB, and the Wi-Fi plus 3G models start at $629 for 16GB to $829 for 64GB. The iPad will be available in the U.S., Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Spain, Switzerland, and Great Britain in late April.
