The Democratic party; the party of Kennedy, the party of compassion, the party of tax and spend, hell bent on padding their friends pockets through wasteful spending on public works projects and education programs, fixing no infrastructure in the process while the leaders of tomorrow education is out classed by every civilized nation around the globe.
Top 10 Things Democrats will never admit:
10. Believe in the Death Penalty. Of course they prefer to house Negroes, but killing a few pimps and drug dealers they believe lowers the country’s Welfare and Medicare costs. They actually agree with the Republican Party on this one, kill as many non-voting black and brown people as you can.
9. Parents were escaped Nazis. The idea that someone in his or her family trees maybe a Nazi is terrifying. No politician wants to alienate his or her Jewish constituency. No Jewish friends means no campaign money, a campaign Holocaust to be avoided at all costs.
8. Like to go to Shopping Malls. Very seldom seen, however, it does occur. Most of them hide the fact that they actually spend some of their money; they would prefer that you see them spend your money. I wonder how much haggling goes on at the cashier?
7. Wish that Obama would serve fried chicken at a State Dinner. The last time fried chicken was in the White House was when former President Bill Clinton snuck in a 5-piece from Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC, after Hilary Clinton’s healthcare plan was dashed in 1993.
6. Want to go hunting with Sarah Palin. For the most part, the American culture promotes the stereotype of stupid women, and Sarah does little to distract the populace from that image. However, the idea of coed killing with a rifle returns Americans to their frontier roots when they shot buffalo and Native American inhabitants to damn near extinction. Just damn good American fun.
5. Are fiscally conservative. Most of them pay their taxes, balance their household checkbooks and save ‘kick backs” to send their children to college. Politicians are quite aware that their educated children can always find work with a corporate campaign donor or a potential campaign donor after graduation.
4. All their children go to private schools. It’s a well-known fact that the nation’s capitol has one of the worst public school systems in the country. Take a moment and name one politician from the House or the Senate that has a child in the DC public school system. Take a week surfing the Internet, if you must, you will not find one.
3. Hate Gay people. As much as Democrats say they support full equal rights for gay citizens in this country, they avoid their issues like AIDS. However, they do meet and greet gay-rights groups, take their campaign contributions and do nothing for them. Wait, it never dawned on me their treatment mirrors the rest of the populace, gays do have full equality. [Photo: Senator Barry Frank shows his support.]
2. That they are Rich. Take another moment and think if you ever heard of a politician’s car getting re-possessed? Public service is something rich people do after they have exploited, scammed, cheated and found every loophole in the system to get filthy rich. Senator John Kerry [$230 million] is happily married to Heinz [ketchup] heiress Teresa Heinz, estimated worth of the union is $1 Billion USD, with a “B”.
1. Like the Idea that a Negro is the Blame. With a majority in the House and Senate for over a year, they were unable to pass any of their major legislative plans as a party. Meanwhile President Barack Obama’s numbers dip so far in the polls, that he has to plead for sympathy from the American people by uttering the words “root canal” in his State of the Union speech. Ouch. [Image from Dr. David McKalip, Florida Tea Party and Town Hall Protest]
Razor Lip is an equal opportunity smart ass publication, here is the list of The Top 10 Things Republicans will Never Admit.
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love the pic of Sarah. Democrats spend and suck, but I really don’t like that picture of the President.
Dr McKalip is a freaking racist, that pic is un-called for, you should remove that from this article.
@ Charles in America we believe in the Freedom of Speech. I do not like it either, but its a reflection of attitudes in America that need to be address through open dialogue. And we are making a good start here!
I agree to an extent. It is extremely racist, and certainly wrong to depict someone in such a manner.
And if we continue to ignore the problem of racism by not seeing or hearing about it; recognizing it for what it is, or educating about racism, then we will never get past it and be that united race of human beings who should share this earth– practicing tolerance, practicing acceptance, and putting an end to such frivolous things that continue to divide us today.
Shiiit, that sounds like an Obama speech…”Hello, White House? May I speak with Mr. Obama, please…(*click)..Hello?!”
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