The Super Bowl has been the championship game of the NFL, the premier association of professional American football, since 1967.
An estimated 100 million viewers will watch the 2010 Super Bowl XLIV match up between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints.
These are the Top 10 Super Bowl Secrets , the man has been hiding from you:
10. No child is conceived during the Super Bowl game. Name one child you know named roman numeral-X, super bowl, and or bowl. The name Destiny doesn’t count, the word could relate to millions of other meanings.
9. Energy companies and public utilities raise the rates for water, gas and electricity for the entire broadcast. The crooks are maximizing usage rates for every pot on the stove, flush of the toilet and every light turned on by strangers looking for a figurine to steal in your humble abode.
8. No Brokeback Mountain, with over eighty- (80) men running around in tight pants and no underwear, major networks continue to discriminate against gay ads. This year, mancrunch.com, a website for men who want to date other men, had their ad rejected by CBS.
7. Rats and cockroaches declare it a national holiday and hold a week long festival right under our feet. With all the residential Super Bowl parties, hotel, strip club and bar buffets, there is so much food prepared; you could feed the entire Third World for a week on the trash alone.
6. Forty-Two Losers – The NFL Super Bowl Selection Committee thinks forty-two of the fifty states in the union are losers. Only seven states: Florida, California, Louisiana, Georgia, Texas, Michigan, and Minnesota, have hosted a Super Bowl. The state of Indiana will host the Super Bowl in 2012.
5. Organizers of 2010 Super Bowl expect 112,000 visitors who will spend $280 million dollars during Super Bowl week. Over 10,000 of those visitors will be pimps and hoes, taking an estimated $6.7 million back home to stimulate economies of their home state. The average hoe in one night, can handle more players than an NFL offensive line on any given play.
4. Justin Timberlake did not know that Janet Jackson’s bra size was 36-C before the infamous wardrobe malfunction [video] during the halftime show of Super Bowl XXXVII. Our quick peek of Janet’s boobie was memorable, and so was the outstanding game between the New England Patriots (32) and the Carolina Panthers (29).
3. While the estimated 100 million Americans will be watching the game, greedy bankers are stealing three cents (.03) from every depositor nationwide. It takes two days for the average American to recover from all the drinking and eating during the Super Bowl festivities; no one misses three pennies.
2. Las Vegas casinos have only reported net losses on the Super Bowl twice in 17 years. In 2008 casinos reported a loss of $2.6 million on Super Bowl XLII, the New England Patriots vs. the New York Giants. In 1995 they lost $400,00 on Super Bowl XXIX between the San Francisco Forty-niners and the San Diego Chargers. In 1992, the State of Nevada started reporting figures on how much money was won and lost on the Super Bowl.
1. Internet porn, sellers of male enhancement products and sex toy sites, suffer an 80 percent reduction of Internet traffic the day of the game. Most adult book and video stores are closed the day of the Super Bowl.
Enjoy the game, I am predicting the Indianapolis Colts will defeat the New Orleans Saints 38-35. This time Saints’ fans will not have George Bush to blame, only eyes will flood in New Orleans. Discuss in the comments people.
